Just Shoot Me

Listen, I’m not saying I plan on murdering anyone. But if it happened, and if I were caught by the authorities (which is unlikely, just for the record), and if I were convicted by a jury of my peers, and if I were then sentenced to death, I would prefer an execution by firing squad to one by either lethal injection or the electric chair.

What can I say? When it comes to executions, I’m a romantic.